he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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