Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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