I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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