just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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