but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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