MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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