it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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