Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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