Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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