How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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