I must be too annoying 4 u.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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