I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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