And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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