The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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