i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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