we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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