Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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