spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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