it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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