I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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