he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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