yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
should my penis look like a turkey
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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