just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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