I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
