when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
