Whod you bang
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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