we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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