Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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