Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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