So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Watching her eat just hurts me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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