And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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