whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't make out with my wife yet
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Randomize
