is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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