Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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