i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
This is my gift to your gina
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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