remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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