You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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