is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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