im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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