i barfeds in our rink
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?