He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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