what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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