So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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