Do you still have your period?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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