she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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