her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
my shit smells like andre
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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