you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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