I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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