Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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