should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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