I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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