I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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