I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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