You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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