This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're too hungover to prance.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Panties = found
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize